inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(Source: dailybreakingbad)

skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

intersectionalityis4lovers:

• don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
• a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
• or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

penguinize:

my favorite thing to do is flirt with people I have no chance with

(Source: killthefuckinglights)

chokesoftly:

pretty sure ray toro is made of pure talent

gamsee:

how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do

frankenpyre:

honestly i’ve been hoping for something like this from ray since the first time i saw him harmonizing with gerard in LOTMS

rnemes:

“911 whats your emergeny” “hello 911 its really hot out and my pants are sticking to my butt”

destiel + coffeeshop au; asked by gracelessangels and catstiel 

(Source: nickcarragays)

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.